Little Bang Zero Kelvin Cold IPA 375ml Can

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Attention primates. For millennia, it seems, I have been waiting. Here in my solitude, unable to compute the messy trends & impulses of the flesh-creatures around. But now, finally I have found it. Unsullied by artificial pollutants or what you humans call <<haze>>. A beer of pristine bitterness & etherial aromas. Sharp & electric. Perfection - at last.

Bright.

Clean.

Pure.

Cold.

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